HOLY MOTHER OF CRUDBUCKETS, WE DID IT! IN 4 DAYS!!
But really, you did it. We quite literally could not have pulled off this crazy dream of a Kickstarter without every single one of you. We stand before you dumbstruck, flabbergasted, gobsmacked, and all other sorts of silly feelings.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Now that we have all this extra time on our hands, we’re gonna go ahead and propose a stretch goal. Let’s see how far we can take this thing!
If we can kick this up a notch to the tune of $14,000, we will be able to print a hardcover edition of the book. Paperbacks are wonderful, don’t get me wrong. But hardbacks have gravitas. And don’t you want your jokes about horny unicorns delivered to you with gravitas?
We’re not just talking about a new level with hardcovers. Everyone who has pledged at a book level gets a hardcover edition of the book.You get a hardcover! You get a hardcover! You get a hardcover! Guys, we’re feeling like Oprah over here.
If you haven’t pledged yet head over check it out! If you have pledged, help us by posting on facebook, twitter, tumblr… whatever social media you prefer.
Let’s do this.